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Jex 01
Hi, I’m Jex and since I’m in my second year at the community college, I promise you that next year will be different. Oh, what do I mean by that, hmm? Well, what I mean is that the coastal university has a rule that all freshman must live in the dorms and then they have a rule that won’t allow me to stay in the dorm building that matches my fem appearance. And then collectively, the guidance admin and myself both agreed that staying in men’s dorm might be a collective problem for me. LOL, not for the guys in the six stories building so much, tee he, but for me, yeah, I’ll wait until I have my two years completed at the local community college so that I qualify as a sophomore at the university and then I can have my own apartment on or off campus.
So, here are a few other things about me. First, LOL, chemistry is not for me, not at all, so you don’t have to worry about your next miracle med pills being developed by me. Second, I told Mildred down at the Hair Salon that I wanted to highlight the length of my dark hair, which I purposely grew out for like ever and I walked out with a spikey space cadet style and I’m not even mad about that, not at all. Third, I need a new miracle med pill because there is something wrong with the way my brain works because I sometimes cruise through the seedy and shady southern corner of Middleton on my way home and I’m going to pay for that one of these days. Fourth, I tuck my shirt into my Denim more than I don’t and that’s enough body shape flashing for me. Fifth, huh, just like my senior year a couple of years ago, I still get requests to conduct a study group at my rental place, but I am smart enough to know that the topics of study could make a hard left turn, so, I’m still a little nervous about that. Sixth, I have a fantasy or three, just like most people and it doesn’t matter that I’ve wondered before what would happen if I forgot about a study group date and opened the door to my rental house in my burnt orange PJ beach shorts, but that fantasy is under lock and key. But I may have practiced a surprised and startled look in the mirror before, so what?
And seven is not about me, not at all or in the least, but some first and/or second year community college guys still behave a lot like they did back in high school, you know, like idiots. But it’s funny and cute how some of those idiots make a mad scramble to take a classroom desk right behind me in the classroom.
But eight is mine and I fully expect and anticipate that this goth guy, Screw Jack, comes to my defense if I ever get caught flying through the seedy and shady side of town. I mean, I beep and honk at him as I’m driving so fast that my red 4WD truck is more of a blur.
And then, just like all of the other students at the community college, my favorite place on campus (giggles), are the Liberal Arts building hallways in between classes, especially on a Friday.
[The normal hustling and bustling sounds in a crowded community college hallway on a Friday]
“[Uses extended arm as a trap] Jex, I can’t believe it took me the entire semester, but I finally figured out the answer, so?”
“[Accepts extended arm trap] well, Jack Jackson, then you should raise your arm first today, but be sure to qualify your answer with that building the Pyramids using the compacted sand ramps method checks all the boxes, but still cannot be proven since nobody ever took a basic selfie during construction. And mumble a little bit, so?”
“[Drops hand to shoulder] not that, Jex because everyone already knows that the Pyramids were built by voodoo black magic and were built as the world’s first D&D game rooms. [Squeezes and rubs shoulder] but what I finally figure out was where you go everyday just before lunch and I know that you found a long-lost restroom way south on campus to use for your privacy [tries to draw in the shoulder hold], so?”
[Giggling and whispering as some people glided past the cozy chit-chatting couple in the hallway]
“Excuse me, keep it moving, fellow students, there’s nothing to see here, keep the hallway traffic moving!”
“(Giggles) mm-hmm! (Giggles) mm-hmm! [And then keeps it moving]”
You know, folks, I hear that giggling and whispering, all which is associated with side eyes and snickering, but I don’t think they were for me as much as they were for the hallway hopeful suitors that I attracted, not that I cruised the hallways on easy street, but it wasn’t too bad for me.
But, OMG, OMG, OMFG, finally, Jack Jackson had the right answer after all his time in the community college! I mean, even through I tried to quietly skirt through class days, it was always a struggle when it came to using a restroom. Until one of my classmates found me a long-lost restroom (giggles), way around the Liberal Arts building, across the soccer field, way around the gym, a southern circle around the campus Greenhouse and then towards the rear of the campus facility building.
And when I say gym (giggles), I don’t mean an kağıthane escort Athletic building, I mean a gym.
And when I say classmate (giggles), I mean Matthew Matters figured out my restroom struggles back last semester and for his wonderful find, Matthew Matters became a guy more than a classmate, who then struggled to keep his balance in the center stall on the very day that he showed me his find and surely, I mentioned somewhere above that I know what guys like. Um, maybe I mentioned that as number nine or ten or something.
And when I say that I know what guys like (giggles), who of you wouldn’t want to pop off just before a pop quiz, hmm? I mean Matthew Matters likes it and it’s all okay since my privacy emotions have been popping since I found my own private restroom! And the long hike is good for my legs, so.
“[Whisper, whisper, whisper] I mean, Jack Jackson (giggles), the class is session bell is going to ring a ding, ding soon, so, is this where we part company for the day, hmm?”
“[Drops hand down that back] Jex, you can’t whisper that I’m handsome and then bring up how the bell is going to…”
[Ring, ring, ring a ding, ding, ring]
“Buh-bye, Jack Jackson. [No cheek smooch]”
[The Liberal Arts building becomes a fury of scurrying and shuffling and hip bumping of the students towards the classrooms for the OMG, the last of the Friday classes!]
“[The professor, Mr. Bucker] take your seats, students and settle down.”
“[Desk squeaks sideways a little] so, Jex, it’s Friday and all and we should hook up tonight, um, right?”
“[Wiggles in place in the desk seat] forget it, Fred Fredman, we’re classmates and no more than that. Besides, if and when for you and myself will be signaled by a flip of my ponytail in your face and as you can see from my spikey space cadet style, we are a long way from that happening, so?”
“Aw, man!”
“[The professor, Mr. Bucker] alright class, today’s pop quiz question is…”
LOL, nope, Matthew Matters missed out today! He’s studying online this week because guys think their ATV’s can drive straight through trees and I hand deliver his assignments to his place, so what? (Giggles) which his momma closely supervises that hand off and with an eagle eye!
“[Desk squeaks forward a tad] so, Jex, this stuff about the main categories of matter isn’t sinking in, so, um, we really need a private study date, so?”
“[Waggles in place in the desk seat] Cory Corman, repeat after me and then raise your hand. It’s solids, fluids and plasma, where all liquids conform to the laws of fluids and all gases conform to the laws of fluids, but liquids and gases don’t necessarily conform to all of the laws of fluids individually at the same time and plasma is considered as a substance that you can’t capture in a jar, like the flames of your bonfire, now, raise your hand and mumble, Cory Corman, mumble!”
[Raises one hand like a mad man and reaches down with the other hand]
“Well, well, well, class, let’s hear what Mr. Corman has to say about the question I just asked! And in words, Mr. Corman and not like how Mr. Fredman decided to answer my class question last Monday when I asked which position on the periodic table hydrogen gas is, which we all know now is the first position, which he chose to use a raised single finger as his answer!”
[Laughter, snickering, giggles, Fred used one finger alright, giggles, snickering, laughter, sneering]
“Ahem, Mr. Buckner, the Pangea era is often referred as the time of a big pan of chia pets and if that’s not correct, then I insist that I be assigned a class tutor for the weekend because if I don’t pass this class, tee he, I’ll be right back here next semester, tee he, so?”
Jerk. Cory Corman is a jerk.
“Well (that’s not fucking happening) um, well, maybe…”
“[A frantic Fred Fredman raises his hand like a fag man, I mean, like a mad man] ooh, ooh, Mr. Bucker, my answer is that water must be a solid, because otherwise how do we explain surfing and water skiing and the Pyramids, so, I need a Saturday night pizza tutoring party too!”
“(OMFG, be a teacher, my mother said, it will be rewarding, she said!) I mean, since to the two of you, who are never coming back to any of my taught courses, always scooch so closely to James Ernie…”
“[A frantic Jex raises a frantic one finger, hydrogen style] I object, Mr. Bucker, I worked hard for a lot of years to be known as Jex and you’re not going to ruin my rep or my hydrogen on fire red cheeks with your…”
“(OMFG, you’re barely 20, bitch!) Fine, that’s my mistake, Jex, so, would you, as one of my better and smarter students, would you be willing to work your Jex magic this weekend and tutor these two, um, other students, huh?”
Well, it was Friday and Fridays are always “best fitting Denim” days for me, which is exactly the same as slowly standing up [because Jex doesn’t mind showing off his silhouette, kağızman escort no matter what number four said above and it is kind of Jex magical and all, so]
“[Slowly stands] Um, I mean, I mean, I mean [glances around], ooh, oh, ahem, I’m sorry Mr. Bucker, but I have hair washing plans for tonight and I sense that my grandma will be sick on Sunday and um, um, well, I’m already over booked as it is with my tutoring commitment to, um, um, to Tina Tinners, so, nah, nah, nah, nah.”
“[Filing nails, inspects, pops bubblegum, filing nails, inspects, filing nails and then looks up] what? Did I pop my bubblegum to loudly, hmm?”
“[Back pedaling quick] oh, Tina Tinners, I was just reminding Mr. Bucker of our tutoring appointment tomorrow, you know, in or around the hot tub, that my rental house has on the backyard patio, so, tee he, you remember that, right, Tina Tinner?”
“[Slips the nail file into her leg garter belt under her pleated Friday skirt] oh, um, and my boyfriend was invited too, right, Jex? Oh, and by the way, Jex, don’t I sometimes spy you wandering halfway around the [bubblegum pop] campus grounds with my cousin, Matt, hmm?”
“[Sweating a tad] well, someone has to carry your books and (giggles), your cousin, Matthew Matters, um, I had a reason to thank your cousin, Matthew Matters, so, um, well, your cousin needs my help sometimes before his pop quiz and [the sweating is getting noticeable…]”
“[Gotcha! Gotcha good!] Mm-hmm! But now it sounds like a blind eye might be required and cucumber slices work wonders for that, especially when receiving my tutoring with lots of soft cotton towels on the Chaise lounge chairs while learning hot tub side about how the Pyramids are actually the distribution warehouses for “as seen on TV” chia pet sales because that might help with my memory, so?”
“[Bullets, sweating bullets] oh, Tina Tinners, since Fred Fredman just figured out how the Pyramids were built with water from ancient fire hydrants, um, yay, you deserve lots of Egyptian cotton towels, tee he. And I’ll buy cucumbers fresh, tee he, so, how is our tutorial appointment sounding now, hmm? About 1pmish or so.”
“[A smooth operator raises her hand] Mr. Bucker, how dare you try to overload my precious tutoring time from Jex while next to a hot tub with these two dumbasses, especially when there will probably be two shrimp cocktail rings and sippy sips available for lunch. I mean, we all know that I’m fair, popular and reasonable, so perhaps Cory and Fred can take their tutoring lessons from Mrs. Barton, hmm, teach? I mean, I’ve heard that Mrs. Barton finally got a fourth wheel for her walker and all [flips hair in all fairness], so?”
“Sold! Class dismissed! Everybody be smart in class this Monday! Cory, Fred, report to the guidance office now! And help Mrs. Barton to her car because I’ve heard that the fourth wheel for her walker was a cheap knock off and it’s just a tennis ball with a slit in it.”
“Aw, man, what the hell just happened here, Fred?”
“Dude, I don’t even know!”
Ahem, for the scorecard, I never said one word, positive or negative, to either Cory Corman or to Fred Fletcher, um, hold please while I check backwards [gentle elevator music playing in the background while Jex checks backwards in the story above], um, nope, I said nothing bad, so, ah-hah, I’m nah, nah, nah, nah innocent!
“[Another desk squeaks sideways a little from the other side] Jimmy? Basketball shoes, Jimmy?”
“[Wiggle and waggles in desk seat] it’s just Jex now, Benny Benders and I didn’t think you would even remember me or even care to remember me since that one time when I watched your basketball game since it was obviously embarrassing for you, so?”
Well, it was the beginning of my transition into a high tops Tranny.
And it was the last time I borrowed (stole) a pair of my older sisters Denim shorts. LOL, to wear while watching the guys play basketball. And it wasn’t my fault that men’s sports shorts are made of such thin material, sheesh, which must be an embarrassment for horny guys all around the world when they get hard for the cheerleader.
“[Desk screaks] I know all about treating hot tub water, Jex and I’d rather admit that the Pyramids actually fell from space, which they did, than to let Tina dip her preppie little painted toes in hot tub water that hasn’t been freshly treated, so? And I know how to water your chia pet plants too, so?”
Drats! Benny Benders had a good point! About where the Pyramids came from. And the hot tub water too, I suppose. And I gave him my number.
“[Wheel squeak, tennis ball thump, squeak, thump] eek, I can’t hardly wait for tomorrow guys because I just picked up new Saturday afternoon bloomers that I can wear, so, eek, um, help me get up over the curb and don’t be shy about grabbing something to help me up, all guilt free [wheel squeak, tennis ball thump, squeak].”
“OMFG, Mrs. Barton, does your walker attract lightning bolts, maraş escort huh? What your step.”
Oh, well, whether I said anything bad or not, tee he, they will hate me tomorrow. Or not, who knows. And who cared since it was Friday, right?
“[Hip bumps in the hallway without slowing down the pace] Jex, I would have never put two and two together for you and my cousin, Matt, but okay, I feel you. But since he’s on the mend and I’m sure that my Auntie Helen doesn’t allow you into his bedroom, you know, alone, but I’ll double up my cucumber blind eye medication, just in case you have another boyfriend stop by tomorrow afternoon, mm-hmm, I won’t tell, but I will even up our score by saying right now that cucumbers were the way that Margie and I learned how to suck a cock too, so, ta, ta, study buddy.”
Well then, the things you learn at a community college outside of the classroom then, right? And in your kitchen.
“[Another hip bump in the hallway without slowing down the pace] Jex, I’d love to join in on the tutoring tomorrow around your hot tub, especially if you’re going to explain why all of the moon scientist can’t hardly wait to go ice fishing on Jupiter’s moon, Europa because it has so much water under its icy crust. And I’ll tutor you, Jex, with moon math right now because since it’s a Brazilian thong bikini hot tub party, Gina’s two halfmoons and my two halfmoons equals you’ll have a free pass to be a peeking naughty boy, Boi. I mean, I’ll have to bring my boyfriend and you’ll have to double up with shrimp cocktail rings, but that should be worth double halfmoons, right, Jex? See yah.”
Well, like I just said, the things you learn about the solar system outside of the classroom, right? Not to mention Margie Margerson’s math.
“[The community college hallways are crowded on this Friday, hip bump while still in motion like that guy’s second law of action and reaction] oh, Jex, I mean, what’s crazier than gravity is how it’s crazy that my middle name is Lilly and (giggles) my chest is Lilly white and what naughty and better way to change that with a little bronzing before summer arrives than eating shrimp cocktails around the hot tub on a Saturday afternoon, right? Tootles until tomorrow, Jex.”
Well, I’ll come up with an argument sooner or later.
“Wait a minute, Lillith Lilly Linderman! (Giggles) when you say naughty bronzing, um?”
“(Giggles) well, my boyfriend will be there and I’m sure you have neighbors, so, basically legit backyard bronzing, but (giggles), ask me to slice the cucumbers with you tomorrow in your kitchen, Jex, buh-bye.”
[Almost out of the two large glass doors hip bump] mm-hmm, you need me, Jex! And you need to watch this hallway rep you’re gaining for being a naughty boy, Boi, so?”
OMFG, ten minutes! It’s literally been ten minutes!
“OMG, Rena Rentner, the only thing that I need from you is for you to stop using my private bathroom! And to stop re-arranging my fashion choices of the spare clothes that I leave in there because my color combinations are as perfect as my hair, so, why do I need you so badly, hmm?”
“Oh, so then, Jex, you already have tons of new Egyptian cotton towels, an ocean of cooked shrimp cocktail rings from the Deli, including the dipping sauce, teeny tiny forks and napkins, crackers, beer, wine coolers, chips, pretzels, a new boyfriend, cubed ice, serving boxes for the small cubed ice to keep the shrimp chilled in the afternoon sun, two extra leg garter belts for Tina because that’s her thing, fresh cucumbers because we all learned how to use them back in the day, skull and crossbones temp tattoos, sticky pasties for bikini tops because you’ve become such a naughty boy, Boi, lately Jex, so, your credit card, please and thank you [extends arm, but different than how Jack Jackson did earlier], so? Oh, and I almost forgot, Jex, copies of the blueprint schematics of the Pyramids, including the big Pyramid resort hotel in Las Vegas [flips fingers as if to say hand it over], so?”
Well, I would have thought of all of that! LOL, like if given six months advance notice.
And later that evening, so what if I answered the side door for Benny Benders in my PJ burnt orange shorts, hmm? My t-shirt was tucked in and I already said that I saw his boner before that one time I side lined cheered during his driveway basketball game, so.
“[Reading the instructions, LOL, non guy, fem Boi style] Benny Benders, it says here to gently sprinkle the toxic chemicals into the water while the bubbler jets are turned on, so?”
“[Adding the water treatment chemicals like a guy] Jex, stick to what you know [fling, pour, sprinkle, slosh, toss, fling, pour without measuring] and let me handle this.”
“[Oh, reading between the lines of that] I mean, Benny Benders, is that exactly the same as you’re in a hurry so there will be enough time left over in the hopes that I handle your stick, hmm? And just be honest about it, Benny Benders, so?”
LOL, ask a guy to be honest about wanting sex and OMG, they are! And I’ll be honest and say that I might have been doing it all wrong in the past because whew, Benny Benders took over and ruined me with his thrusting hips power. Or he had too because I think I went a little limp from the intoxicating fumes of the water treatment chemicals.
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